I think I might have a fever. I swear I just had a fever dream. Maybe I should find the thermometer. I don’t remember much of my dream but I’ll try to tell you what I do remember.
Someone made a whole bunch of tiny little machine guns and rifles. Then he went into the woods to train and army on how to use them. You could hear the little pop pop pops from the little guns coming from the woods.
Suddenly, Wil Wheaton shows up in a big weird car I once saw him playing with in someone’s youtube video. It’s got a magic trunk that’s just full of some sort of homemade beer, which sort of sucks because I don’t like beer, weird, I know! I was all, “OMG, you’re Wil Wheaton!”
He was like “Yea, I know that.” Then he smiled and I couldn’t stop myself from exclaiming, “I used to want to be Mrs. Wesley Crusher, you were so cute before you grew that thing on your face!”
Awkward. In his defense, he has one of those faces that I just love, but I imagine even in his 30s, he’d still get carded buying alcohol ya know?
Well, anyway so all of a sudden a bunch of gun toting racoons, squirrels, and birds came charging out of the woods right towards us! They were adorable, some of them were even dressed like little ninjas. Then they attacked. It was terrifying, they were so fast and their little guns were REAL, man!
You should’ve seen Wil Wheaton and Jeremy fighting off the invaders. Wil grabbed swords from his little car thing and tossed one to Jeremy and they were like the last hope for survival of the human race! The attack came in waves, first there was the land attack, then about halfway through was the air attack. The birds were chirping angrily.
The chirping kept getting louder and louder and then I woke up and I almost had a heart attack because I could still hear the chirping. That’s when I looked over and saw Mai-Tai was also having a fever dream and was chirping his little head off, in his sleep.
I probably didn’t tell you that I sleep in my chair sometimes because it’s more comfortable for me. I probably also haven’t told you that Mai-Tai’s cage is right next to my chair so I can cuddle with him whenever I want to. Mai-Tai really appreciates how much I like to cuddle. He’s made it into a game, he runs away as fast as he can sometimes and I have to try to catch him. He gives me a kiss if I win. I think he giggles when I lose.
I couldn’t find a picture of Mai-Tai sleeping, but here is one of him doing an incredible impersonation!
I'm a barrette, duh!
PS. I don’t actually torture Mai-Tai, if he runs away from me, I usually leave him alone. I say usually, because he always knows if its time to go the vet and he runs then, but he still has to go!
PPS. I keep thinking there is a bug in the bottom of my glass. There isn’t, but on the bottom is this little etching thing that looks like a bug. I’d take a picture but Alex has my camera with him on vacation. I miss my baby! /Whine!
PPPS. I’m sorry I didn’t have a picture of Wil Wheaton for you, I’m not very good at understanding which images I can or cannot use, so when it’s not super clear, I err on the side of caution and don’t use one.